Diamond Rings..

So for Christmas my dad bought my mom a new diamond ring..Well I guess it was for their anniversary. They have been married for 30 Years!! Holy cow! I know! Anyway they both got new rings. When my sister finally got here and brother in law ok and niece of course my om was like "Oh I have to show you all my new ring!" and she did! It has three diamonds on it one diamond for every 10 years they have been married. So then my sister starts looking at her ring and says to Cody " We have been married for five years so maybe I should get one with five diamonds on it!" hahahahaha oh that laugh was mine by the way and Cody's. Cody replys with "Well if they can smash that diamond (the one already on her finger) in to five pieces then I think I can do that." hahaha. Anyway it was just an afternoon of comparing and admiring rings. I feel slightly left out, or like really left out so i just stick out my bare naked left hand and say "Oh yeah my diamond gets a little heavy sometimes..Oh wait no it doesn't cause i don't have one..." Then everyone just laughs at me. It's no big deal.

Best Question Ever...

So today I was talking with my mom about some things I helped my friend Corey in Australia get, for Christmas...Anyway..my mom says "Do they have Christmas in Australia?" haha I just looked at her and started laughing so hard...Made my morning that is for sure and then she figured it out..That is my mom's blonde moment. The end.

Worst Airline Ever is...Easy Jet.

I recently returned home from Europe. I went with my parents to Italy and France. It was a blast and I would blog the whole trip in one post, but I feel as though that might be too much reading so I will be sharing thoughts and memories as I go along with my blog. The first on that I would like to share has to do with the European Airline Easy Jet. Or in other words the worst airline. EVER! It goes like this...

We had been in Venice, Italy for one day and that night we had to catch a flight to Paris, France. When we get to the airport we go to check in and get our boarding passes and they said that we were not allowed to check in until 2 hours prior. Horse crap! So we stand in line for 12 years and we see that they have a very strict rule on how many pieces of luggage you can take on board. That number would be one. Not on roller and a purse, but if you had a purse that counted as your only carry on! So we start stuffing as much as we can into one piece of luggage so we only had to check one bag, but it cost 22 Euros which is roughly or was roughly $33 USD. Oh and to check a bag you you have to take it to a separate line then get back in the huge ass boarding pass line! Really...really..Alright so after we go through Italian security and getting to our gate we see that we are boarding group number 2 and we were pretty excited, because these guys board similar to southwest. There are no assigned seats it's first come first to get best seats, so yeah we were excited. So when we get to the gate we see a sign Group 1 is for speedy boarding. To get in group 1 you had to pay and extra 11 Euros which is around $17, no thanks and then group 2 was everyone else! Yeah they were going to make us fight to the death to get a good seat on this plane...Literally.So once everyone sees one person line up it was like a stampede of people running to the line up place, with pushing, shoving, and butting in line. Alright..this is where it gets good. We are standing in line pretty close to the front..thanks to me:) and Of course this POS airline is late. again. Then my mom says "what if the made us get one a bus first and then drove us to our plane." then she just laughed and so did I, because that is just ridiculous. Right? Wrong! like, literally 2 minutes later a bus pulls up and my mom and I just look at each other and roll our eyes. They are making us load on to a bus. Well after the load group 1 on the bus they start to do our group and this black guy just pushes his way through the line my mom and I both are like "What the hell is that guy doing?" We immediately try to block him. We finally get on the bus..like cattle and there are 17 doors not really like 6 so you don't know what door to go to...They drive us to the plane and they open ONE back door in the corner and everyone PUSHES their way their and I see this little toddler boy go down and he is screaming and crying and he is getting squished and trampled so I look for his parents and they are up by the freaking door without him so Desiree, me...pulls him out so he doesn't die and give him to his parents. While in the process of punching people out to catch up to my parents my foot got stepped on with a heel..i was in flipflops and this lady tried to keep me from getting to my parents but like putting her elbow in my throat, but I treat people the way the treat me..oops. After we finally got a seat I showed my mom my foot and it was SWOLLEN..like huge and I made plenty of comments about this crap hole airline..that probably are not appropriate for this blog, but the flight attendants came on and told us how this Airline is all about SAFETY! Bull shit! it is not! My foot got broken off and a little baby almost died. I'm surprised this plane landed at an airport and not a hospital. They are late, unorganized, unsafe, and they are Orange. Worst Airline. EVER.

Nebraska. A year later...

It has been one whole year since my friend Jacqueline and I went on a road trip to Nebraska, on a whim might I add. Since I didn't have a blog back then I thought I would share some of the memories. This is where it starts. We met this soccer team from Bellevue University...that's in Nebraska. Only most of the boys on this team are from England, Scotland, Serbia. They all have lovely accents. Anyway, they were here playing Westminster so we went the next day to watch them. Blah Blah..Right after the game they had to catch a flight and it broke our little hearts, but lucky for us they said "come on out and visit us sometime." Little did they know we would really come out there. So on a Thursday we looked at their soccer schedule and they had a game at 3:30 on Saturday! I know, I know. Jac and I both fly for free, but that seems way to easy. Friday morning bright and early we loaded up Jacqueline's VW Beetle, yeah seriously! and were on our way! Oh did I add that we brought our Mannequin, Carlos! He has Facebook..look him up- Carlos Edwardo Javier. Yeah so he took up the whole back seat along with our pillows blankets and bags. Anyway, we were on our way after a quick Maccas breakfast run:) So begins our long drive. I must also inform you that we are planning on stopping in Boulder, Colorado on our way to Omaha, Nebraska. Which is out of our way 3 hours each way...just remember that. Alright so I wish more than anything I could of recorded this whole trip, it was hilarious. Plus we make awesome music videos to Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis and Crazy Rap by Afro Man and so much more. We also had our list of things we had to have happen..such as get flipped off, take pictures with strangers..etc. Alright so the way we got there, every stop that we had to stop at was a truck stop! It reminded us of the movie "Joy Ride" Plus alot of them were..uh..Perverts. So awkward. While making our "only hope" music video in Rawlins Wyoming, we got pulled over for going 91 in a 75, but the cop was nice enough to write jac up for only going 90. Thanks! ok Well we finally arrive in Boulder and our friend just said to call him when we got there and he would give us directions to his place..So he answers and all that, but then we lost connection or something so we call him back and he doesn't answer! so we try again! No Answer! So we leave a message...Yeah he never called us back. So we find a chili's and go eat there oh and it's probably like 5 or so at this point. Let me remind you Jacqueline and I are already in a bad mood! and they seat us in the lounge, well it's open seating and there are a couple tables of guys watching some football and other sports. THEN these girls walk in like...maybe 16 or 17 and they are so damn annoying they had those high pitched ditsy voices, like everything they say is a question. There are like 7 of them trying to fit in a 4 person booth...being loud as frick and so dumb and annoying. Everyone in the lounge was getting upset. So one of the girls goes in a whiney voice "I don't know what to order!!" so Desiree..thats me:) says to her " How 'bout a huge plate of shut the [hell] up!" I may or may not have said a different word other than hell..Whoops. then the guys clapped and the girls were silent. Alright so we go to order and I go Can I have the crispy tacos cuz our chili's has them and the server says "We don't have those." Ahh!! I was so sad. So after chillin for a couple hours we give our friend one more call and no answer. Well friends..His place was where we were suppose to crash...Negative! So we hop in the car a continue to Omaha...Which all together we went 6 -8 hours out of our way to see a "friend" Well we drove for a few hours until our eyes wouldn't stay open so We pulled in a rest stop and tried to sleep in her tiny packed bug! Plus it was freezing. I felt like Ashton and Britney in "just Married" We finally get to sleep when another truck pulls in with a truck load full of barking dogs. So we left and continued driving with of course our awesome conversation and did I mention we got flipped off by a motorcycle? We did and when we did we clapped because we could cross something off our list. Anyway we're driving and both of us go I'm so tired i can't keep my eyes open so we find a rest stop and take well needed nap. Remember it is saturday now and we have to be to their game at 3:30. We set our alarms and kept on snoozing them. We woke up at like 1:00 and when we put the address for the field in the GPS it said destination time 3 hours!! ahhhhh!!!!! No worries we pulled in to the parking lot at 3:28, but we needed to change so we did. We made t-shirts for the players and ran in to the game where we met Monday, Easy and Bird...These black guys that came and sat by us and were like oh you are all the Utah girls they met? and then they did cheers for us and blah blahh...so after the game They were all so surprised to see us! They said we have to go have a team meeting and shower and stuff so they would call us later, no worries they did..haha ,but until then Monday, Easy, and bird were like come kick it with us so we go over to their house and it smells like butthole and smoke and we both make up and excuse to leave after just sitting in the butt smelled filled house. When we get back to the car we Found out that Monday left his phone in the car so we had to go back there!! We just knocked and ran and left it by the door after erasing our numbers out of it! haha. alright so then Jacqueline and I are starving and we happen to know Red lobster is having never ending shrimp so we type that in the GPS and Follow it when all of a sudden we pass a sign that says "Welcome to Iowa!" haha Yep we also went to Iowa after eating we finally got to kick it with the soccer boys and the next morning we left to go to Kansas to visit one of Jacs friend and nothing besides the drive was interesting there then on the way home we went through like 7 toll roads that were $6 each and one of them we had to go on twice cuz we went the wrong way and had to back track and it's so funny cuz it just flashes a camera at you. It sucked!! that was driving back though Colorado since we didn't go back through boulder...Then in Wyoming we got stuck in a freakin blizzard we had to drive like 4 mph!! plus it is pitch black out there with no street lights just us and the little bug ok so we get home at about 4 am Monday morning! Friday -Sunday we went to wyoming, colorado...waste of time! Nebraska, and Iowa by accident and Kansas!well that is my adventure one year ago!!

Like a butler?

Yesterday was my first day training to be a server at Chili's. Yes, I am already a hostess there, but apparently I am going to be a server as well. I had no idea until my friend Jacqueline text me and said you're going to serve. I though I wouldn't get to until I turn 21 next june! Anyway, It makes me so nervous. What if I'm not good or drop all my food or put in wrong order..being a server is alot more work than people think. Oh bless..Well that is all i really have to say ..So when I am all trained up come in and see me!! I'll take care of you!

October? What?

Well, I can't believe that it is already October. My life lately really has been quite boring, but I guess that is what school and a job will do for ya. It's slightly depressing. I can't wait until I come across some more adventures. Even though I can't believe it is October, I am quite excited about it! I love October..not as much as summer, but I love October and Halloween! It is probably the best Holiday! I love dressing up, so hopefully that will bring me some blog worthy adventures. Well, I did have a small, but fun adventure last night. The last night of September. I went to the Haunted Hallow with my friend Casey, she just joined the Air Force and is here on leave but goes back to Lackland on Saturday! Boo! Anyway, I went with her and two of her Air Force guy friends who might I add are freaking BEAUTIFUL! Very attractive. It doesn't help that I love Military boys. So it was like bonus on top of bonus, amazing. Alright well we went to Chili's, of course and then waited for Adam to meet us. Oh their names are Steve and Adam. Then we headed to The Haunted Hallow on the way there we were talking about being scared and stuff and I was like "I'm just warning ya'll, I run through the whole thing." They didn't take me seriously. Right when we pull up and get out of the car these two freak of nature demons named Edgar come running/crawling really fast towards us Casey screams and latches on and hides behind steve. What does Desiree do, Run...I ran in like 7 circles until I was like alright I'll go by mr. beautiful (adam) Don't worry everyone was laughing at me and said "oh you weren't kidding...This is going to be so much fun, not mention hilarious." Cool thanks guys is what I thought. so getting our tickets and waiting to go into the haunted hallow those demons tormented Casey and I. Adam and Steve just sat there and laughed. Anyway so We get in to the place and hated my life but loved it at the same time. The adrenaline of being scared is so much fun! there were gouls and crazies and chainsaws, flame throwers, scary sword slinging people, witches, and of course small creepy goblins. Anyway...I guess you would have to have been there, but I literally ran through the whole thing..then would realize I am by myself and I would run back and they would be there laughing. Yep. That's about it.

Some girls...

As you may or may not know, I am attending the University of Utah. I am there Monday-Friday, but Monday, Wednesday, Friday I have a 7:00 am class. I have to leave at about 6:20 to get there on time. With traffic all the stop lights and finding parking and the 7 minute walk to class. Well, I get up at 6 so as you can imagine I look glamerous...Not, but I really don't care, but I see girls in the morning at 6:45 in the morning! With full out curly hair, skinny skirts and like the 10 inch high heels. Really? You really wear that to a big huge campus? How early do they get up? I'm sure they start the night before..or the week before. Not to mention the move about an inch an hour becuase of their heels and I comfortable pass them in my glorious outfits of either sweats or jeans, but mostly always tennis shoes. So really they probably don't have class untill ten, but have to get to school before 7 cuz it will take them 3 hours to walk to class. Really? You're not impressing anyone. I mean I'm not either, but I'm also not trying to. Whatever.

Letter #3...

I'm not exactly sure how to start this post out, obviously..like this. I got my third letter from a missionay that I met while I was in Australia. I guess I should probably explain the story. Also note, He is just a missionay that I'm writing and that is it. I've learned my lesson about waiting for them. Never again. So yeah, just friends. Are we clear? Good. While I was at the Shopping center (Mall) but I got made fun of at the dinner table for calling it a mall. Anyway, while I was there, waiting for some of the flanagans to meet me for lunch. I was just roaming by myself, I see two guys in suits..They were kinda far away and coming out of Kmart, So apparently I looked at them funny, but it was just to see if they were missionaries and they were but they were on the opposite side of the walking way thing and going the opposite way as me so I was like well that's cool I at least saw some missionaries even though I didn't get to talk to them..So I stopped in a store but quickly found that is boring so I headed for the escalders and right as i turn the corner to get on they turn the other corner and get on it..it was way awkward...Finally I got up the courage and said you guys are missianaries..right? They were like yeah we are and shook my hand and stuff and asked if I had heard about the church and I said yeah actually I'm a member from Salt Lake City, Utah. They had picked up the Aussie accent so I wasn't sure where they were from, but the surprised look on their face i though was either cuz they thought it was awesome to meet someone from mormonville, USA or they were from there and sure enough they were both from Utah. one from lehi the other from alpine. Anyway We talked for a while and all that Oh then they asked me for my address so that they could write me. Of course I gave it too them you can't turn down the cute little Aussie Accent. The day I got home my mom handed me a letter from one of them and she asked how it happened. I told her the whole story that i just told you and my mom laughed and said "Only you Desi!" haha Anyway So we are now on letter three from one of them and he asked me what my favorite BOM stroy was and that is Book of Mormon, just so ya know and I drew a blank, but My mama reminded me of the living scriptures that she bought for me when I was little and I remembered that my most favortie one that I watch all the time was Alma the younger, I think it was cuz how they made him look in the animation I thought he was cute..haha.. Don't judge me. Any other suggestions? Hmm...

The gas is on the right..

On my way to school this morning, I-15 south. It was past the time of the morning rush, just so ya'll are aware or even on the days that I have to leave early, early. It before the morning rush. Anyway..people seriously go like 50 and there is no reason to. The posted speed limit is 65. You can at least go 65. If you're not going to go at least the speed limit on the freeway at anytime of the day even when there is only like 7 cars on the entire freeway you probably shouldn't drive on the freeway ever....back roads are made for you! you can go 25, perfect for them slow pokes. It's just really irritating, I don't want to have to leave earlier than I already have to because of the slowness of some people...The gas is on the right, no need for the break on the freeway. Seriously some peoples driving makes me want to kick puppies and believe me I love puppies!! Ok. Well that's all, don't drive slow and I might not hate you. xx:)

War? Promise?

Ok..Today I was at the gym, watching a little TV while on the treadmill. While they started talkin about Obama. He promised to get troops out Iraq. He PROMISED! Well, troops have nearly tripled while he has been president and it is expected that more will be sent in the near future...No matter how much you hear him say "we'll have them out of there soon" or anything along those lines he is clearly making and breakin promises. That's not cool. While there are more issues about obama I would love to discuss, but will hold back for right now that is all I really wanted to say. Also, that I never believed him for a second..because I'm pretty sure he has not come through on any of his promises..Oh wait there was that stimulus package that he promised...that put us a couple trillion dollars in debt... Hey thanks, Obama. You sure are swell!

Welcome to Miami...

Well, I just returned from a great trip to Miami, Florida. Now..I love Florida in general, but Miami is amazing! I love every second of it, such a great city, my kind of place definitely. Anyway, we...which is my parents and I flew into Miami at about 10 at night ok it was really Fort Lauderdale, but it is basically the same thing. So we find a hotel and go to the exact spot that they tell us to wait for them and it should be 10 or 15 minutes...Well 15 minutes went by then 20 then 30 and no sign of our hotel shuttle...So we hoped on a different one and stayed there. Get the hotel and what not..go to sleep excited to go to the beach and watch some baseball! After breakfast my mom decides that we do need to rent a car so this means we ave to go all the way back to the airport. When they asked us "Do you want a camery or a scion?" my mom turns to me and asked what I would prefer...Now see my mom doesn't know wha scions are and I had a pretty good idea that this was going to be a toaster and not one of the cool scions, but still fast. and then a camery reminds me of old people so I just said "scion" hahahahaha. So we finally get to or car and sure enough it is a square toaster for a car and I laugh freakin hard! and my mom goes "OH Desi! thanks alot..You knew what it was did't you?" and then she kinda laughs, but you can ell she hates it. I go dn't worry mom it's fast! Ok so me and my dad get in the car and my mom was checking out this scratch and what not and she is out there along time and it was getting hot so i get out and go "Mom! can we go? It's freakin hot!" and she was back there trying to figure out how to open the bck ofhe car...haaha and then of course she got mad and said you guys didn't help me and blah blah..my fault..i know. Alright so we all finally get in the car and this sign sas DO NOT ENTER so what does my mom do..she enters and all the worker guys were laughing and I was too, but then I got blamed for that to for not telling my mom she could't do that. I thougt she was aware...We are finally going the right way and as my mom accelerates to turn the car takes off and the wheels squil and I laugh..of course my mom did too and she was like "Whoa this is fast" and I think my dad was irritated at this point...Anyway We're off to the beach and it was awesome I love the beach I saw some aussies and we all know I love them aussies. So after the beach..We go to the hotel..well actually we go to taco bell..yum! and then the hotel and get ready for the Game! woo! At the game I got attacked my the marlins manitees and they passesd out Clapper noise maker things that we annoying as frick and I made fun of Wandy Rodrigez and said it Wandy Wodwigez...haha...after the game we got to go see Josh and his cute family..So precious. ummm well I think that is all the good stuff of the trip the next day we went home and the was oh so much fun..oh wait it wasn't. haha

A day with my mama...

On Saturday I told my mom that we never hang out anymore. It's true we don't. Sooo...I may have guilted her into spending the day with me. Ok. I did, but she totally doesn't regret it now. It's always good fun. Well it started out with us driving to Old Navy. While on the freeway I was telling her stories of ...everything. Like the two guys I met on the way home from Australia and other stuff when in the middle of my story I yell "The Jazz Bear!!" We saw the Jazz bear on a motorcycle on the freeway and he was driving like a crazy ass haha...my mom kinda freaked out, but it's ok. Then we were behind a truck pulling a boat, and one of the wheels on the trailer pulling the boat blew out and my mom mom screamed bloody murder I'm pretty sure. She was like "IT"S GONNA GO OUT OF CONTROL!!!" It didn't, but I told my mom to murge out of the way and she funally did and I said "Yes, please stay behind the boat." haha and my mom laughed sooooo hard! haha. We both did. Alright so we go to Old Navy and blah blah. Then when we get back in the car my mom put's on her lipstick and I go did you know wearing lipstick increases your chances of getting cancer because of the small amount of lead that is in it. My mom freaks out again and then says "Well, ya know I haven't been wearing lipstick for that long"...." just like since right after you were born.....20 years ago." hahahaha we both lauged so hard. 20 years is kind of a long time. Ok sooo then we get to Macy's and we see this cute dress that is a weid yellow, but it is so pretty and it also has blak and silver on it so I say "Hey mom...these would be fun wedding colors! " my mother says "Desi, These colors won't be in style YEARS down the road." haha I was like " Wow, thank you." then she tried to take words back,but I know what she really thinks. hmmm..Well I think that is all of the funny things that happened...haha..yeah. Oh yeah my mom told me I had a big butt...and I was like uhhh...Thanks. ok now thats it. :)

Over-rated...The end.

Alright. The movie "Inception" is definitely a movie that is over rated, seriously. There was so much hype about it. I mean an insane amount of hype. It was coming from everywhere and everyone. I was pretty excited to see it, but I left the theatre disappointed. Don't get me wrong it was a good movie. It had a cool story line and all and the concept of the idea of inception was way sweet, but the movie it's self was not all that cool. It didn't really make you think all that much because they explained every little thing in full detail at the beggining. It left nothin for you to guess about or leave anything a mystery. You knew exactly what they had to do and what they were going to do. You know what I'm saying? I guess I could have figured this, because the exact same thing happened with the movie "Avatar" That movie got so much hype as well and there I was..left with all my disappointment. Yes, the graphics were amazing and the action was cool, but what about the story line...DUMB! So both movies good in different ways and in their own ways and just in general, but there is no way that they were THAT good that they deserved all that hype. My opinion, obviously, but there ya go.

Adventure is worthwhile...

You may have noticed that in alot of my posts I mention something me about being single or never getting married or anything along those lines really, well lately I think that I might have been bummin' about all that. Ok not just I think..it's definitely I know I have been, especially when I make jokes about being single. Which I have been doing, ALOT...Today I read a quote from Amelia Earhart "Adventure is worthwhile." I completely agree with that. In the last year or so I have been on lots of adventures that I don't think I would have gone if I were not single. These adventures I wouldn't change for anything. While being 20 and single is way weird for someone in Utah, everyone outside of Utah tells me to live my life. I have my whole life to be married or to date.Even though I hate seeing super cute couples everywhere I go an think that "that will never be me" haha. I am ok with it. I am having too much fun, plus we all know Desiree loves to be different so if that means not to get married until I'm 28. so be it. There are so many adventures that I want to go on before I start a new kind of adventure. Maybe getting out of Utah would help? Hmm.. I'm sure it would anyway...Yep. I'm single and ......accepting it:) haha

Finally, Football is back!

I realize that it is now August and I have not posted anything for far too long. I believe it is because my life ha hit a boring phase for a minute or two or seven. I do have great news though...Football Season is here! I am so excited. No matter what there is always something to look forward to on Sunday and sometimes Saturday and the occasional Monday. Oh and we must not forget, Thursday..Thanksgiving of course!I really can not express how much excitment I have for fooball to begin and get underway! Tonight was actually a Hall of Fame game. Dallas Cowboys vs. Cinncinati Bengals. If you are not aware I LOVE the Cowboys and they didn't let me down tonight, they won! Praise the Lord! It was even better because T.O. who use to play for the Cowboys, but then went to the Bills for last season and is now with the Bengals was there. Ya'll know him..He gets cocky and what not, but don't get me wrong deep down I love him and I do miss him on the Cowboys. He always made me laugh. He can be a butterfingers, but he usually wouldn't let ya down. Anyway, tonight I also saw my boyfriend, Marion Barber if you just look over to the right one here you will see his precious face and yes...he is still un-aware of me being his girlfriend. :) Anyway. Go Cowboys! xxxx

Big Sister's Birthday!

Today. July 24, 2010. Is my big sister's birthday. She is 25...I think that 25 is still young enough that she won't get mad at me for telling everyone that. hmm... I guess we shall find out. Well, since I can't take you back to the day she was born, cause...hello, she is older than me. I can take you back to the day I was brought home from the hospital and ruined her only child spoildness days! Sorry Marissa! These days, everyone mistakes us for twins. They saw we're "identical", but clearly they don't know the definition of identical. Then we tell them we are sisters that are 5 years apart, if you want to get technical is 4 years and 11 months, but whatever. Then they try to guess who is older and they usually went with me, but a couple times they pick her becuase she is taller..haha. We have some pretty good stories about these experiences. Well I just wanted to wish my sister a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I'm the luckiest sister ever to have a sister like her, seriouly! Everyone should be jealous! I have always wanted to be like her, you can even ask her yourself. I've follwed her around trying to be like her since I could walk. Ok. Happy birthday, I hope it's wonderful a wonderful as if you were in Utah:) Love you! xxxxxx

Love,
Little sister

Cover of S.I.

This is my cousin Josh on the cover, yes the cover of Sports Illustrated! Ya know...no big deal or anything ;) Just to make it clear he is the on in the middle:) He totally deserves it! Oh yeah and he did AMAZING in the all-star game! He did the best, seriously:)

Australia Pictures...

Scarnon? I'm back from the Outback!

I'm back from my first experience in Australia. I must say that it was definitely a trip of a lifetime. That country knows whats up and I'm in love with it. Seriously! So ya'll saw my adventure over to Australia, but know for the good part of the adventure:)Well when I first got there I had to get use to all the kissing for their greeting stuff, don't get me wrong I loved it...usually..haha despite a few awkward moments and probably being taken as a rude american. Which is fair. Americans are rude. Especially compared to Aussies, it's ridiculous. I also had to get use to the jet lag, which now I am stuck on Australian time thats why it's so late and I'm blogging. I'm WIDE awake! The first night I was their I met Corey's family and they are all so wonderful. I just love their faces. I also met his friend Brad and his other friend or should I be saying mate? Sean. Corey, Sean and I went to the "shop" or as americans call it the grocery store and it being winter over there everyone thought I was crazy for wearing shorts, but it really wasn't that cold. No worries. Apparently it was a bad idea cuz they almost got Sean and Corey into a fight. Whoops. After getting juice and "lolli's" which we call candy we went back to coreys. The next day Corey had to work all day but that actually turned out alright cuz I was sooooo jet lagged so I just kicked it and took a shower that night I went and watch corey play soccer and can I tell you this kid has got some skill! I also met some of his friends and they loved my accent..which is still weird to me. That weekend we went to the pool room and a pub and those were very entertaining places..way different than the ones around here... Also one day while Corey was at work I went to lunch with his sister, Chelsey and his mom or mum and dad and Chelsey's friend. We went to this place called Hogsbreath. They picked it becuase it was suppose to be really american. It was quite delicious. After lunch Chelsey and her friend and I went to Toy Story in 3D it was so cute! Even though movies over there are like $20...haha Later in the week Corey and I went to the city. This city has amazing architecture. It is rad! At night it is freakin cool. I will post pictures, no worries. While in the city we went and visited Corey's dad, Rod at work. That was pretty cool. After that we went to this place called Crown. It has shopping and a casino and all sorts of fun things that you don't find in utah. haha. To get to the city you have to take a train thing...Well you don't have to, but it was more fun.I'm all about fun. Oh yeah, I called the shopping center a mall and they all just stared at me. It was so funny. That happened quite a bit acctually. I also did it to them...it's so crazy how different things are outside of your own country and Utah in General. Utah should just be it's own country. Anyway back to the trip. While at the...shopping center, I met some missionaries. They thought it was sweet to meet someone from Salt Lake City. They were both from Utah as well. I also have figured out that Aussies love to put stuff in between bread. such as potato chips, french fries, cheese, spagetti...etc. Autralia also ha every show america does, but in their version...some of them were pretty cool and others were slightly cheesy like their "Deal or No Deal" haha. Also while I was there they got a new Prime Minister who is a female and a ranga..Aussie for a red head....haha. after kickin it Aussie Corey and his friend Sean planned a Hunting/camping trip.. I love camping! Everyone who heard we were going would ask if I even wanted to go haha...So the camping trip was Corey, Sean, and Seans younger brothers Cory and Riess. We went hunting on this guy named Jimmy's farm. It's HUGE!! I have picturs of that too. No worries! The first night we went spotlighting. All the boys would hang out of the car with guns and shot at anything that moved...very entertaining. The next day we got up early and hiked about 288573640687636475838405867 miles or should I say meters. Australia is the meteric system just like everyone else, but the US...haha and It was all foggy and cool. Then they shot at some animals and I got to skin them. It was about the coolest thing ever!! We also pushed huge rocks down the really steep hill and made loud gun shot crashing sounds. They also allowed me to carry the bag that holds their extra bullets and the meat that we cut off the animals. I must say I kept up with them boys very well. Just saying. Before heading back to the camping place they let me shoot their guns. which I hit the target with :)but I still got made fun of. Riess' 30-06 was freakin loud. I'm pretty sure it basically broke Cory's ear while doing the second spotlight haha...Later I also go to shoot a shot gun which was sooooo powerful..haha it knocked me backwards. the last night at jimmy's we got to chill in his bar area that he made himself it was sweet. and he loved me...He made me get picturs with him with his cowboy hat on...haha he even made up a poem about a native american...it was crazy. Oh yeah and during this trip I watched Corey play Angry Birds every day and every night...haha Aussie boys nd Aussie's in general are so nice. They are all there to help out and they always made sure I was ok and it was just so precious. Anyway So after the tip had one day left in Australia then I went home. After stuffing all the crap I bought in my suit case I had to go home. Sad day. Melbourne to Sydney was easy, bu when I got to Sydneythey told me that I didn't make the fight and all the seats were full, but at the last second they said that they had one open up and to take it. I sat next to two Aussis's Tass and Con They were soooo super nice and hilarious! the 15 hour flgiht flew by pretty fast being able to talk to them. I left on the morning of the 7th and arrived in Cali the morning of the 7th how weird is that? Crazy I know. Well this is just the over all trip in a nut shell as I think of more things to be detailed on or get reminded of there will be more up dates. I know I forgot alot!

Finally, I made it to Australia!!

Well after the extremely long trip of flying and waiting in an airport, I have made it to my destination of Australia! You have no idea how happy it makes me to say that...The flight is like you are so close, but so far away. Plus the stress of flying stand-by...but I must say it is all worth it and it is only my first day here..well going on to my second. I'm slightly jet lagged, but I expected to be alot more. Anyway..let me begin. On June 21, 2010 I awoke at 3:30am to get ready and finish packing..uh yeah don't worry about it. I went to work with my mom and waited to see if I would be cleared for the flight to LAX...Praise the lord made it! So I get into LAX at about 7:45 and Come to find out I have to leave security to go to different terminal..which sucks but I had nothing better to do...Oh my flight to Sydney didin't leave LAX until 10:32pm that night...Anyway I went and got in line to bet a security pass thing and when I finally get to a ticket agent she looks me up asks for my passport and goes :do you have your visa?" in my head I was like looks like I may not be going to Australia and I was so nervous and I explained that when you look up if you need it visa it says you only need one if you plan on being in a different country for three months....anyway she applied for a visa for me and it took a few tries but it was finally except..that was the most stress I have felt in years, but then soooo much relief...definitely! sooo Then I go through security again and sit and wait and wait and wait and....wait some more...then when it was getting closer and they started boarding and I was cleared I wanted to jump up down and scream with excitment, but hey I'm not going to embarrass myself that much. When I get up to the podium she goes here is your boarding pass you're clear to board and I ungraded you to Business Class...and can i just tell you it was amazing and the flight 1,000,000,000,000 times better I was able to lay down flat and have my own pretty big tv with tv shows, movies, music, plane tracking and you could even listen to what the captain was saying to traffic control...and the meals were freakin BOMB! I loved them...sooo Yummy!It was just really awesome. Even though in the corner of the tv they kept a time tracker and it started out at like 15 hours remaining and one time I fell asleep and I woke up and I was like of I bett we only have like 8 hours or something nope we still had 12!!! haha Ok. So I land in sydney were they make you do a international transfer so I have to go through security again, but they don't make you get naked like in the USA haha and then I have a 2 hours layover in Sydney where I made a friend, who said I was going to freeze for wearing a dress haha...anyway we finally get to board and then captain comes one and says that there is something wrong with the fuel sensor and it needs to be replaced so we sat there for like 45 minutes...Ok So I FINALLY get to Melbourne or should I say Melbun..haha and I have like a 400 mile walk to customs and then like a 0ne mile walk to immigration and then maybe like a 10 yard walk to quarantine where they had a dog attack me...haha jk it was cute and smelled me and my bags and then they are like go through here take a right then a left then a right and walk through the door so..these door are like the automatic sliding doors and right when you walk out there are a TON of people like right in your face behind a rope thing but still close ad I felt way stupid walking out cuz I knew my friend Corey could see me, but I couldn't see him...but at the same time I was like ohh this is kinda sweet...anyway I see Corey pop out of the crowd and we had to walk like 7 miles before i could get pass the rope..so funny...Anyway Ya'll should know that Australia is freakin cool and the Flanagan Family is AMAZING! Seriously:) Ok..Stay tuned for more up dates..if you want. Oh Yes when I landed it was June 23, 2010...Yeah.

Camping Adventure...

My best friends Jacqueline and I decided that we wanted to go camping at Crystal Hot Springs. In my opinion, it's still pretty legit camping...it's not like deep in the wilderness or anything, but you still don't have like bathrooms or anything...just saying. I will also add that Jacqueline and I are pretty good campers and even better fire starters. Believe it people! Anyway... Yes, we invited people to go, but no one could and or no one wanted too, weird. It was just Jac and I. We get to our camp site probably around 8:30 pm and we see rain clouds so we are trying to set up our tent and start the fire as fast as possible. This tent that we have is borrowed and way weird..We think it may have been from Wal-mart, but we're not judging or anything. Then we started a fire, which from past experience was not as hard... but then again last time the other people wouldn't let me or Jac help. As wel finally get settled into our chairs ready to make some s'mores and hotdogs it begins to sprinkle, then rain..then it would stop. then start. then stop. The whole time we were of course be sarcastic..haha Which reminds me. on the way up to Crystal we passed a billboard that had diamond rings on it and at the exact same time Jacqueline and I said "Cool, I'll never get one of those." haha so funny and so sarcastic. ok, so back to the trip after a while we're like lets go get in the tent so we did and yes we attempted to put out the fire. So we're in the tent just having some girl talk and laughing and just being us. The next thing you know we're both out! Only to be woken up at like 3 in the morning to a train. The light shown threw our tent and the ground was shaking an the horn/whistle thing was louder than anything! We sat up and both said "Holy ...." haha We Really thought that we had set our tent up ON the train tracks! it was seriously so scary!! We open our tent and we are probably 10 yards from the trin tracks that ae totally hidden by trees and stuff..oh and don't worry it happened like 4 more times, but we at least knew we weren't going to get runover. so the next morning we wake up to ducks attacking our tent and our fire still going..don't worry it's smal and it's in a pit so its pretty safe so we decided to make more food before hitting up the springs...of course. When we go to the spring the guy gave us free slide passes and let me tell you that slide is fun as hell! even though the first time you think you might freeze to death because it is so cold...so after a fun filled day of laying out and swimming we decide to stay another night, but due to people backing out and not comig up for the second night we took down the tent set it back up and took it down again to go home, but not to worry we got to Jacquelines at 1030pm and watched Harry Potter. This was seriouslyone of the most fun camping trips yet, but it's always fun :)Hope you enjoy the pictures of how close we were to the train and ducks and the pretty sun set!

Shutout...Sweet, Sweet Revenge...

I just wanted to post about how my cousin, Josh Johnson not only shutout the phillies, but also Roy Halladay. Roy Halladay is the #1 pitcher in the naional league. It was also at the Phillies home field...Go Josh! It is sweet revenge, because just recently at the previous series of Marlins vs. Phillies My cousin pitched against Halladay and was shutout 1-0, but my cousin did it 2-0. He is too amazing for words! I am proud to call him my cousin, it is practically an honor to be related to him. Ok, it is an honor! He's #1 in my book...just saying.

20 Years Old...

Today, June 5th is my birthday. I was pulled from my mothers womb at 10:09 pm...in 12 minutes, impressive I know. Go mom!..or maybe I should say, you're welcome mom, for being such an easy delivery...haha I also was born Sarah, weird, I know. Sarah Renae Stephens. I have been told, by my sister that she remembers bringing me home from the hospital and she thought that there was something wrong with me because I had such a big head...My mom still makes fun of me for it. Well it is very werid to think that it has been 20 years since I was born...2 whole decades, insane. So for my 20th birthday I am going to write 20 memories through out my 20 years of life! and they probably won't go in order or anything..sooo deal with it!

1. My sister would tell me everyday when she say me watching cartoons that I would grow out of them, and never want to watch them like her...haha Wrong. I still watch them, regularly:)
2.My first dog, mickey saved me from a mean moster dog. Mickey was a small dog..Mugsie the monster dog was Gigantic and mickey kicked his..butt! Love you mickey! Oh uh Mom..can you spell Mickey for me? thanks!
3. Getting $5 for my 5th birthday and thinking "I'm Rich"
4 Basically flashing everyone in church during our primary program, several times...haha Don't worry I was like 5 or 6..
5. I remember making the cheerleading squad, I made my mom go look..I was way too nervous.
6.I remember having a crush on leonardo dicaprio, just because my sister did. Also my infamous crush/obsession on Orlando Bloom. Ha.
7. I remember getting out of school early to go to court to get my name changed..the judge was soooo scarey..haha
8. Going to see chirstmas lights and our dog throwing up in our car. haha
9. My sister use to say she was going to call Jenny Craig on me..Just cause I was a little chubby when i was like 6 or 7 ok and 8, 9 and 10 haha. I love my ice cream.
10. My mom always tried to put my socks on by putting her fingers behind my achilles tendon..I hated it!!
11. I remember being blonde...twice. Purple..once. Black..once and brunette..uh twice.
12. Every morning my mom would pick out my outfits. Everything matched, perfectly. I even had teachers and other students find me during the day just to see what I was weraing.
13. Having Jelly shoes in every color...seriously
14.All my years of dancing, of course.
15. sleeping in my sister's room every christmas eve...and me annoying her all night being so excited then in the moring she goes "Sarah, it's Christmas!" and I said "Ok." and rolled over and went back to sleep.
16. Being 3 and my sister telling me there is no Santa Claus. Thanks Marissa..haha
17.Getting my driver's lisence! woo! on June 9, 2006..wierd.
18. I remember my sister getting married! and of course having a baby!.. My mom calls and says Marissa has something to tell you right when marissa get's on the phone I go "You're Pregnant!!!!" haha
19. The first time I saw Marion Barber III, wonderful, wonderful day. even though it was on T.V.
20. Last, but not least I remember when Barack Obama was NOT president..Happy days!

Well, I hope you enjoyed just a few of my memories. I have plenty more..I guess I will have to wait until next year to share them...haha Happy Birthday to me!

Just a litte B.S.

Sooo...Basically this T-shirt says it all. The letters "B" and "S" are really the only difference between Obama and Osama, not to mention they are also FULL of B.S. If you remember that post I put up a while ago, it was a picture of Obama with a beard and a turban...he could pass as Osama's brother. I am pretty sure Obama is sent here to run our country into the ground. That is the "change" he really means to bring. Anyway, Enjoy this T-shirt.

Crossing the border...

Just trying to make a point...Just saying.

-IF YOU CROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER YOU PAY A FINE AND ARE DEPORTED, THE SECOND TIME YOU ARE JAILED FOR UP TO 10 YEARS.
-IF YOU CROSS THE FRENCH BORDER YOU ARE FINED,JAILED AND THEN DEPORTED.
-IF YOU ENTER ENGLAND ILLEGALLY YOU ARE FINED 10,000 AND DEPORTED
-IF YOU ENTER ITALY ILLEGALLY YOU ARE FINED 13000 EURO AND DEPORTED
- IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
- IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
- IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
- IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
- IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
- IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
- IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

- IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET................................
1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.



Let's say I break into your house.... This is a letter to the editor from some lady that is a great example of why some of our "laws" are stupid...
Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country, protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.
Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.
Let's say I break into your houseLet's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave.
But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).
According to the protesters:
You are Required to let me stay in your house.
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan.
You are Required to Educate my kids.
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family (my husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).
If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there. It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house. And oh yeah, I get a free education, where you have to pay your own way through college.(TEEHEE)
And what a deal it is for me!!!
I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold,
Uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior.
Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE!!! So you can communicate with me. And don't forget to make sure your forms are in MY language - I need to understand them...
Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?!

Be legal, learn English, Stop complaining...

Ok. Where to begin? Well, we all know about that huge Arizona Immigration Law. Well, this post isn't really about that subject in particular, but more of the same topic I would say. I don't really understand how people think tha it is racial profiling if a person really is here illegally. Not to mention it is ridiculous that when they come here illegally they expect everything to come in spanish and expect the same benefits as legal citizens and then they complain about it. If you don't like it, then by all means you can leave. No one made you come here and no one will make you stay. Just come here legally, learn English...Basics that's it. If they want to not have such a rep. for being racially profiled then don't come here and live off of our goverment and tax payers. We don't like you because we don't really want to pay for you. Since our president is push over I know there really won't be anything done...Oh wait he may make it easier for them to get here and make it easier to live on welfare and the new healthcare reform, he probably is sending invitations. Anyway Here are some facts given by the L.A. Times then you tell me why we legal Americans might be slightly upset.

1. 40% of workers in L.A. County are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrats who are working without a green card.
2. 95% of warrants in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
3. 75% of the people on L.A.'s most wanted list are illegal aliens.
4. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California's Detention Centers are Mexican Nationals here illegally.
5. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
6. 21 radio stations in L.A. are spanish speaking.

Those are just a few facts from the L.A. Times, but here are some other interesting facts not from the L.A. Times.

Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops. 29% are on Welfare. Over 70% of the United States Annual Population growth and over 90% of California, Florida and New York results from immigration. 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.

See how much money hard working Americans are forking over, I think we have plenty of reason to be a little made/furious. It's hard to get along and like something or someone that takes advantage of you. Well I better continue this later. There is more to come.

My Mommy Dearest...

This post is basically here to wish my cute little mommy dearest a Happy Mothers Day! She is the best mom in the entire world, seriously. She says her favorite job is working at Frontier, but really I know it's being a mom to me, ok and my sister. Even if I'm a little shit sometimes...I might get in trouble for saying that, but I don't know. hmm... Well I guess I should tell you why my mom is the best mom. She is probably the most dedicated mom, EVER. She would spend alot of money, I mean alot here people on mine and my sister's dance lessons. Ummm...She made me match everyday...like MATCH. This is a whole new level of matching, but apparently it was cute...haha. My mom also thinks I'm funny, she has been laughing at me and my jokes since I can remember..which is a long time by the way. She ran 6 miles on the day I was born as well as my sister's day of birth. Yeah..true story. She is a record holder for winning the Deseret News Marathon the most times and she made it to the Olympic Trials, twice. How cool is my mom....pretty damn cool I would say. Anyone who knows here would probably say running is a great past time for her, because she is always on the go and always wanting to do something and she always wants to go fast...haha. My mom is always on the go like it's nobody's business!! Speaking of running marathons..I am pretty sure my mom started training me for them when I was like 3 years old. Have you ever tried to follow this woman around the mall or anywhere? she is fast..I would basically be running as fast as my little feet could carry me. One time plus like 274 more times I have been walking around the mall with my mom...I mean running, her walking and she carries all her shopping bags in one hand and the other arm is like her motor she swings that thing like something fierce! and if you walk to close to her she will swing/slam it right into your crotch...she doesn't mean to..it just happens and it doesn't feel good..haha My mom can also do a head stand. on hard wood floor. I like to think that I take after my mom in personality...We both do random things and think that the same things are funny...We both can be immature and ...yeah...Like when I was little like 5-8 years I would say my mom use to get me out of the bath tub and wrap me in a towel and then pick me up and would swing my in the air and flash my bum to the mirror, funny! haha... My mom is also the best cuz she likes to make me look good or cool I should say...Even if she says that i can't dress ugly and look ugly at the airport cuz all of her co-workers are there. haha. My mommy is just a strong person physically and mentally. I like to think I take after her in that as well even if the mentally part is because she always told me to suck it up...haha and I do that is probably why i don't like girl they cry about everthing..haha. Especially in cheerleading. My mom also loves it when I call her mommy dearest, after that movie. Which I don't know if that is a good or bad thing cuz she use to come out of my closet with a wire hanger and be like "NO MORE wire hangers!" haha Anyway..Ya'll should know that my mom is the best of the best and I love her very much and I am so glad she is my mom and I am glad I only have to share her with one sibling.....aaaand a niece. :) Love you Mommy!

Up-Dates...

Wow...It's kinda been a while since I have actually blogged about whats going on, beside my little stories here and there. Weel, here is a little update so that you are up to date on what has been going on in the last few weeks...
hmm..Where to start? Aw..How about from my first Las Vegas lunch date with my mommy dearest and her co-workers/friends? Ok. Cool. So After that little adventure, I ended up going right back to Vegas for Cheer Comp. It was so fun. I got to stay in the stratosphere with all them and the coaches. Yes. I went by myself. I culdn't go down with everyone else because I couldn't get work off, but I made it. My Native instincts must have kicked in to navigate me...haha, but seriously. They did. After that my cute little niece, Kaylee turned 2 years old. I just can't even believe it! I love that we, as in my mom, my sister and me still call Kaylee "the baby" Oh so precious! Happy Birthday Kaysie-Daysie..Yes I did make that name up, but I have come to find out a few other peole have copied it...and then after that as You saw I went to a baseball game..The Marlins vs. Rockies and I had a little too much fun playing the moving sidewalks. In between all of these events I got a job at Chili's. Yes, I know..now all of you want to be my friend for the awesome discount...haha I finshed my first semester at the U. Wrote a 12 page paper for english that about kicked my butt...Got a gym pass...It awesome I love the gym now. Maybe I should just marry the gym...It's always there for me..haha umm I commendeered a ship, got a crew in Tortuga, Raid, pilvaged, plunderd. Watched Ninja Assassin and now I want to be a Ninja Assassin. just so i can say assassin...I have also watched Sweeny Todd like 5 times. Skyped with Australian Friends. I also now wish I had and Australian accent. I have also told my mom about my how weird I am in the shower. Still hate Obama. I've stayed single...haha..Whats new?..I have listen to boys tell me how they are going to be proposing to their girlfriends. I have acted happy for them..haha. I have planned my marriage to Marion Barber like 3 times maybe plus 100, but who is counting. Shook my butt in a hand stand. shook my butt in general. hmmm Well that is about all that has been going on in my life the last few weeks...

Marlins Vs.Rockies...

So yesterday I went to Colorado to watch a Rockies game. They played...the Florida Marlins. Who else right? It was pretty cool to be about the only three Marlins fans in the whole stadium. It was even cooler that we got bomb seats, seriously. Anyway, The game we went to the the Marlins didn't win, but it was still fun. When we went back to the airport we had to drop off our rental car first and can I just say that was an adventure, especially when my mom tried to go around the wrong side of a median and we almost hit a pole after skidding to a stop. Well...Desiree being Desiree laughed, my mom blamed my dad and I for not telling her that it was the wrong way and my dad just got mad....haha Alright then as we were pulling into the car place you can go to the right, but there is a huge sign that says DO NOT ENTER-BUSES ONLY and where does my mom go...right of course. So I yell wrong way! and my mom SLAMS on the breaks and asks me how I know and if I was sure and I was like well that sign says that you can't go this way..anyway so we got through the right way only for my mom to flip a bi... to go get gas.Alright so we are at this light wanting to go straight, bu we are in the left turning lane , but just so you know this intersetion is a "T" and we are the top part of it so to go straight it's green but to go left it's red and then on the other part of the T there are people waiting to turn left so my mom is wantig to go staight and i was like well then go it's green for going striaght and she was like no I'm scared and then I was like oh s you wanna go when all those people ca turn into us and then she laughs and is like well alright....ok, ok...So we FINALLY get to the Denver airport and going through security we all still have our jersey's on and the TSA agent is like Ya'll are from Utah and you came to Colorado for a Seattle game and I was like No...We're form Utah and we came to Colorado for a Florida game and then he stopped talking..haha SooooooYou know those moving walk ways, well I was bored so I kinda playe around on them for a second and my mom was laughin so hard she almsot pee'd her pants..seriously..ok well I think that is about all the major story...hmmm Yeah....

Down Under...

I bet you think that this post is going to be about Kangaroo's or something. Well, you're right. Nah..I'm totally kidding it's about my cute my Australian friend, Corey. I don't really know what I am suppose to be writing, but promised I would post something about him. Ummm...He has a sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet accent, like probably the coolest one ever. They say I have an accent, but that is ridiculous.When I say they I mean Corey and his brother Brody...haha Ummm right now he is sitting with his friend Sean..He made pancakes...Ohh yeah and Corey and Brody taught me how to say "Party" with their accent, but it is way more entertaining to hear them say it with an american accent. Umm... Corey is black sometimes...hahaha

Lunch in Las Vegas? Yes, Please!

So..Monday, just a normal day. Woke up for school, went to psychology, came home and saw my mom all dressed and ready for the day, remember it's only like 9am and she works late! Anyway, so she was all dressed and ready to go somewhere and I was like "Where are you going?" she replys "Lunch..in Vegas" haha and then she of course invited me to go! I of course said yes! We got ready and headed to the airport. When we were finally on the plane we got pushed backed and then pulled back up to the gate due to a mechanical problem, but no worries it was fixed in no time and we were on our way! Woo Vegas! Yes I said that like Alan from The Hangover, love that movie! That movie by the way makes you enjoy Las Vegas even more. Everywhere I went I was like this is were they said this and thats where they did that. It was awesome! "Is this the real Cesears Palace?" Alan. When We finally got there we took this bus thing to the Venetion, where my mom's co-workers were staying so that we could meet up for lunch. These two ladies are freakin funny by the way. I don't think I stopped laughing once! after we went to lunch at Margaritville, no worries we didn't drink. We just got freakin huge Volcano Nachos! Yum! Ok. Yeah...So after we just walked the strip a little bit until it was time for my mother dearest and I to catch our flight home..It was s hard to say goodbye! I love Vegas...I really didn't want to leave! Anyway that was my wonderful, fun-filled, short, lunch date in vegas:)

My. New. Truck.

Ok..Well about a week ago I got a new truck. I'm sorry I don't have any pictures of it yet, but It is definitely on my list of things to do. It's kinda little but it works. You know. I'm just a truck kind of girl. I love it. It's A white Chevy Colorado and it's wonderful. It finally got it's window fixed so it looks as good as new! Woo! Today my friend Jacqueline and I took our bikes to the Legacy highway bike trail! In my truck of course! It was so fun...and it was wonderful to not have to worry about getting hit by a car...haha..I can recall many times that a bus or something got extremely close to us...haha Anyway I highly recommend taking a walk or run or bike ride down there it is pretty relaxing. I know i am going to be doing alot more of it. Yes. I still hate Obama.

This is who passed the new healthcare plan...Think about it.

So they just passed a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he didn't understand it, passed by a Congress that exempts themselves from it, signed by a president who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese ...............and better yet it is to be financed by a country that's broke?

Yeah...What the Hell America? If this doesn't prove a point I don't know what will. Obama and Congress and other important positions need to be cleaned up and replaced by people who are not influenced so easily by propsals and people that don't make sense and have stupid reasons for why certain things need to be done, not to mention hypocritical! We need to find people that can think for themselves and are not scared to stand up for what they think should or shouldn't be done. We just need people that actually have balls to say something, anything at all. Seriously.

ObamaCare....

So I can't make this post very long because I might start saying extremely bad words, because I am so furious about the stupid Healthcare Reform...Tht won't do anything for this country! Right now I am pretty sure I like Hitler more than I like Obama..Serously. I'm pretty sure Lord Voldemort could make a better president, even though he is not real...still possible, but really. What does Obama and congress think that this new healthcare plan is going to do..besides raise taxes and take more money away from people to pay for people that can't. I realize that there are some legit people that can afford healtcare and other things...but you expect me to pay for everyone that can't ..even the ones who can't because they are drunks and are lazy and don't want to get off their ass untill they want to go to the doctor becuase their liver is failing from too much alochol or becuase they have a hangover and think that they are sick..That is a bunch of Horse Crap... Having universal healthcare..people will start going for every little cough or sniffle if they are getting free healthcare. What about the poor doctors..if you think about it when they have their taxes raised thy are basically paying those people to have a doctors appointment...seriously... There were much better ways to fix the healthcare than to just go universal, but Obama is Stupid as frick and just likes to do things like this instead of thinking about it....ok I'm about to start saying bad words. And just for the record Bush didn't do this so people who are trying to blame him..get the hell over it and admit that Obama made a mistake and is a mistake..seriously. Bush is gone..everything is on obama and what he said he was going to do which he hasn't done anything.

Pelosi...Oh Puh-lease...

Ok so Nancy Pelosi isn't that great either. So obviously she is for this healthcare plan of Obama's. Yes, the one I could eat and poop out a better one, but she said that everyone just needs to vote it in and give it a chance so that we could see whats in it...No Nancy, that not how you do things, you don't just try things out..Especially if it is going to raise the taxes of everyone that actually makes money and raises it more if you make ALOT of money. The only people who want this to pass are the people who don't do anything and want free healthcare for everything! Seriously. I just really can't get over that she said that...Also everyone that doesn't want it are the people actually making money and don't really want to pay for other people to get taken care of. They already know whats in it, they don't like it so how about we just drop it! and leave it how it is and those people who want universal healthcare can move to freakin Canada or somewhere out of the US. Not to mention that if the plan passes those people that get free healthcare will go in for every little thing...Why? becuase they can. Who will be paying for it? Everyone Else...It's all Horse Crap !Maybe everyone should just quit their job so the goverment can just pay for everyone, with the money they don't have. Boo! Ok well I'm really mad now..haha ...

There is a blonde, brunette, and a red head...

Ok... So I finally got my most recent Hazen Pictures back. So I am going to post my ones where I have my blonde hair and the ones with my dark hair. I definitely think that this will be fun to see and it gives my blog a break from all this Obama drama...haha

Bush and Obama...

Ok..Yes, it is time for another post about my uh..favorite person. Obama...haha. Well, over many conversations that I have had with people.. ok they weren't really conversations, they were arguments. These people Love Obama. That was so hard to put "love" and "Obama" so close together..Gew! Anyway, they are fans of Obama or at least say they are...They were talking about how everybody should cut Obama a break, he is just trying to fix what Pres. Bush messed up. Ok well if Obama gets a break, then so does Bush..seriously and I would just like to point the Bush only went over budget like a couple hundred billion dollars and I say "only" because Obama went over budget Almost 2 trillion dollars, that's about 8 times more than Bush did and I would also like to point out that bush was president for 8 years and that was just in his last year as Obama went over budget in his FIRST year as President...So really Obama doesn't deserve a break, plus that money went to places that it shouldn't have..such as the car companies..freakin' let those companies burn, if they weren't smart with their money and weren't running the business correctly they don't deserve to be saved, plus people will just buy from the other companies..Seriously and then we have that stimulus package which did...oh nothing! except put us further in debt. Good Job Obama, if there is one thing you are good at it's spending money! Where did we find such a treasure...Yes that was sarcastic. Ok next, the only reason people are still blaming Bush is because they don't want to admit they were wrong for voting and supporting a person that they know is not doing a very good job and not doing anything he said he was going to, probably because be president is alot harder than he thought it was going to be...No Obama you don't just get to wave a magic wand and fix everything...You do have to run things by congress and actually WORK!...and really if people are still blaming bush, just get the freak over it,seriously. Please people, who won't admit this, pull your ego out of your butt, Obama is in office now and not doing a damn thing for this country except spend money..that we don't have. Another thing Obama is too much about being fair...You can't do that especially in this economy...You don't make the rich pay for the poor..the people who have money worked for it..So annoying. Gew..but then again I don't think Obama likes work very much cause he doesn't do very much of it...As far as his healthcare plan goes I could eat it and poop out a better Healthcare plan..seriously, but more on that later..haha ok hope you enjoyed!

RX Advertisments....

Whoa! I know it has been far too long since my last post, but no worries I'm back! Well as you can see from the title of this post that I am going to be talking about RX or perscritption drug advertisments. First of all, what it the point in taking them? Do you hear all the side effects and most of the time it's not even limited to those effects. I really doesn't seem worth it. For example...Birth control sure it keeps you from getting preggers, but only like 99% of the time, which is total bull crap..just saying. The side effects, stroke, heart attack, blood clots, nausea...etc..seriously not worth it. You can really take any Rx Ad and figure the same thing, depression, asthma,COPD,ADD, ADHD, Diabetes, RLS(Restless Leg Syndrome), Hair growth, Anxiety, Sleep Aides, Perventative perscriptions, etc. I will admit that SOME people have these and SOME of these are legit Diseases or whatever you would like to call them, but it seems to me that anything these days is consider some type of new disease. About the Ads, they are only shown fo those Hypochondriacs. The watch them and are like oh my gosh I probably have that and then they go to the doctor and ask for the RX. People like me, I watch them and am like just get back to my show thanks! If you are sick or have a problem you would just go to the doctor..right? You don't need someone to put the idea in your head, but I guess that is how they are making all their money. You could even apply this same concept to the T.V. series, House, Greys Anatomy, and E.R. Some could watch it and be like I ave pain there or I feel just like that person and then they go to the hopsital and tell the Doctor exaclty whats wrong and how to fix it. So really If you're a hypochondriac I would stay away from T.V. You are a major target...ok well I think that is all have to say about this...:)

Movies, Memories, and Marissa...

After my last post about Kocoum and Pocohantas. My sister made a comment about Hercules. This made me think about the good old days, well sometimes..We fought alot, but it's whatever. Anyway, my sister, Marissa and I always had a movie obsession, not just movies in general..It was always a particular movie. The three I remember most were Hercules, Drive Me Crazy, and Monsters Inc. Our first phase was Hercules and now I know why..my sister had a crush on him..haha By the way I am pretty sure his picture is an underware ad or something..haha.. At the beggining of the movie when Hercules is a baby and he causes trouble always made us laugh. We seriously probably watched it like twice a day for quite a while. Second phase was the movie "Drive Me Crazy" with Melissa Joan Hart...the girl from Sabrina the Teenage Witch...haha it was always so funny and the whole time you just want them to fall in love and not break up and think that it is extremely weird her mom and his dad get together in the end..like really how does that work? if your kids are together?..hmm...Oh and yes Marissa and I had a crush on the guy, but now I'm not really sure why..haha I know right now that my sister wants to watch it, I sure do! Third phase is "Monsters Inc." We would always sing "put the thing back where it came from or so help me, so help me, so help me and cut.." haha Yes I think we watched this like 700 times. We even watched it on our way to Hawaii when we had like a 3 hour layover in LAX...I also think it is weird that Kaylee looks like Boo, the little girl from monsters...haha. She also says or said "kitty" like Boo does in the movie...Twilgiht Zone..Do,do,do.. ok Well When we weren't watching one of our obsessions we were fighting more than likely...That's just how cool we are! Love her!